Instant startup Β· just add suffering

RAMEN
PROFITABLE

One move per week. Server crashes, churn waves, tech debt. Reach ramen profitability before the money runs out.

Free Β· No install Β· ~15 min per run
Most startup advice is useless until you've felt the pain.
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ONE MOVE PER WEEK
Build, ship, talk to users, refactor, or rest. Insight multiplies everything. Energy is your clock.
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REAL CONSEQUENCES
The game punishes exactly what real founders get wrong β€” and tells you why after every run.
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15-MINUTE RUNS
Two modes. Shareable run card on every end screen. Win, lose, and go again differently.

Free Β· No install Β· ~15 min per run

Built by Alex Kadyrov β€” A game about what they don't teach in YC Β· Changelog